Cupcake Gallery

Being a Baker doesn't mean you buy boxed cake mixes.  It means you get your ass in the kitchen and make your own batter from SCRATCH.   You find a basic recipe you like and adapt it from there.


I'm only a pseudo baker.  Most days I make cupcakes and icings from scratch; occasionally I feel lazy and use a boxed mix and then just tweek it from there.  (Grumbling thoughts about a specific "BAKER" are running through my head.  But I'm keeping my opinions to myself here.)


I'm just going to post all the random cupcake photos I've got on my phone to this blog.  I am in love with baking DRUNCAKES!  Drunken Cupcakes.  Boozy Cupcakes.  Not all of them are boozy; but yes, most of my creations are Booze Filled Goodness.  I even add the booze in so they're still Boozy and not kid friendly.  Mommy needs her own damn treats.

Limoncello

ANGRY ORCHARD FIRE BALL

Orange Blue Moon

Chocolate Whiskey Ganache

Right now my biggest issue in life is that I work too damn much. I don't have time to bake.  I really wish I did.  Maybe one day.  .... hopefully before I forget HOW to bake.

Chocolate Peanut Butter